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Hoboscopes: October 21, 2026
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Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a registered Waymo driver, or a trained werewolf veterinarian.
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Hoboscopes: October 7, 2026
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Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a registered cornsolver, or a trained haunted mirror technician.
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Hoboscopes: September 23, 2026
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Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a registered horseless carriage repairman, or a trained photo-cartographer. This one is dedicated to Tober Dwayne.
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Hoboscopes: September 9, 2026
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Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a trained trash can repairman, or a registered hot sauce brand.
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Hoboscopes: August 12, 2026
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Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a trained trash can repairman, or a registered hot sauce brand.
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Hoboscopes: July 15, 2026
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Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a trained soft-serve machine repairman, or an official Meat Loaf biographer.
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Hoboscopes: July 1, 2026
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Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a certified aerialist, or a registered private investigator.
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Hoboscopes: June 17, 2026
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Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a trained group photographer, or a professional driver on a closed course.
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Hoboscopes: June 3, 2026
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Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a trained motion-detector, or a certified somnologist.
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Hoboscopes: May 20, 2026
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Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a trained numismatist, or a certified workout DJ.