Benefits of using a CPAP machine: You wake up and everything smells like ironed clothes.
Believe me, my nose smells like ironed clothes.
She likes this.
She insists on being called She, even though the rest of us are they/them.
I asked her why this is, and she said,
“Because I am very feminine!
Really? This honker?
“Well, I’ve been in fashion several times over the centuries.”
OK, fine.
What were we saying? Oh yes, CPAP machines. They make sure that you always have the side of the bed that you want. CPAP machines have a way of taking up space. Much like the family dog.
They even slobber when you set the humidity too high. Of course, my nose thinks this is disgusting and immediately wakes me up to tell me about it.
Anyway, we’re not here to talk about CPAP machines. Or are we?
I wouldn’t be here and this functional if it hadn’t been for the SOAR team at The Contributor, who helped me with all my disabilities.