My Chair Has More Than Nine Lives Like I Do

In the last four years, my chair has been hit 14 times. Not all of them were presented to the police and not all of them sent me to the hospital. Some people took off before I could get a license plate number or anything. Some of them I was able to block before they took off. The problem to me is that a lot of people are in a hurry to get nowhere out there.

My Audition for ‘America’s Got Talent’

Well hello there, my name is William Boyd and I am wanting to enter America’s Got Talent. I have quite a few gifts that the Lord give me. I sing, I play the spoons, I can tell some good jokes, and I can do what a wrestler calls, “the spinneroonie” which is a break dance. And I would love to show all this to you and I have been singing ever since I was 3 years old. I’ve been playing the spoons ever since I was 8 years old.