Have you ever been in the store trying to pick food that will help you stay healthy? Like those “sugar-free cookies“ that have all kinds of things in them that will turn directly into sugar once you eat them?
I know. I get it. I’m tired of misleading labels as well. But what really put the icing on the cake for me? Grass fed butter.
That’s right. Somehow, they were trying to convince me that butter could eat grass.
I decided to skip it because it was $9 a pound. I figured if butter could eat grass that would be a really really cool thing because then I would have more butter if I could just feed it more grass … I know, right? Brilliant.
So, I went back to my apartment to make my own grass fed butter.
I pulled my cheap arse butter out of the fridge and went and put it out in the grassy dog run at our apartment building. At first, it didn’t seem like the butter was eating the grass, so I decided to leave it out there for a couple of hours to see if there was any progress, but when I came out, the grass had eaten the butter!
I swear to God. There was this murderous grass out there, and the only thing left was a little oily puddle!
Misleading labeling … again!
Not only can butter not eat grass, but grass is actually bad for butter! What an expensive mistake that was!