Hoboscopes

Hoboscopes: August 30, 2023

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a certified improv coach or a trained crossing guard.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a certified group photographer or a trained grocery-cart returnist.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a certified pool installer or a trained jet ski instructor.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a certified tap dancer or a trained snow-machine operator.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a certified ice cream truck driver or a trained archeologist.

Mr. Mysterio is still not a licensed astrologer, a trained CEO, or a registered ornament appraiser.