Hoboscopes

Hoboscopes: June 5, 2024

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a registered oatmeal preparer, or a trained cyclist.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a registered dashboard mechanic, or a trained wedding DJ.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a registered dashboard mechanic, or a trained wedding DJ.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a registered member of the Saved by the Bell society, or a beloved personal injury attorney.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a certified surveyor or 250 cicadas in a bathrobe.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a certified swimming instructor or a trained screwdriver assessor.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a certified Mountain Dew affiliate or a trained mule salesman.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a certified toaster repairman or a trained Oscar host.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a certified syrup taster or a trained Human Resource professional.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a certified ophthalmologist or an animated cricket.