Hoboscopes

Hoboscopes: July 17, 2024

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a trained florist, or a registered electrician.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a trained mathematician, or a diagnosed spheksophobe.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a registered diaphoresistician, or a trained water-slide attendant.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a registered oatmeal preparer, or a trained cyclist.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a registered dashboard mechanic, or a trained wedding DJ.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a registered dashboard mechanic, or a trained wedding DJ.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a registered member of the Saved by the Bell society, or a beloved personal injury attorney.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a certified surveyor or 250 cicadas in a bathrobe.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a certified swimming instructor or a trained screwdriver assessor.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a certified Mountain Dew affiliate or a trained mule salesman.