Hoboscopes

Hoboscopes: January 1, 2025

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a registered pit digger, or an official representative of Mr. Cruise.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a trained driver’s ed instructor, or a registered hot-air balloonist.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a trained driver’s ed instructor, or a registered hot-air balloonist.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a undefeated Clue champion, or a registered spooky scary ghost.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a trained vacuum repairman, or a registered hearse.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a trained deobstipationist, or a registered antihistamine.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a trained hairstylist, or a registered therapist.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a trained explorer, or a registered plumber.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a trained cyclist, or a registered arborist.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a trained theologian, or a compatible phone charger.