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Hoboscopes: January 17, 2023

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a certified ophthalmologist or an animated cricket.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a certified tire specialist or an endangered marine mammal.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a certified ice-scraper or an air-hockey champion.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a certified lawnchair tester or a trained app developer.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a certified lawnchair tester or a trained app developer.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a certified allergist or a trained phlebotomist.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a certified ghost hunter or a trained Uber driver.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a certified defense attorney or a trained brake specialist.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a certified improv coach or a trained crossing guard.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a certified group photographer or a trained grocery-cart returnist.