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Hoboscopes: September 24, 2025

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a trained Antarctic researcher , or an authorized lawn-skeleton reseller.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a trained family-historian, or an authorized pizza designer.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a trained Lepidopterologist, or an authorized crock-pot technician.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a trained teuthologist, or an authorized dunk-tank clown.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a trained teuthologist, or an authorized dunk-tank clown.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a trained James Dean impersonator or a certified volunteer coordinator.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a trained sculptor or a certified shark apologist.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a trained omelettier or a certified sloth scientist.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a verified culturista, or a trained entomological psychologist.

Mr. Mysterio is not a licensed astrologer, a verified culturista, or a trained entomological psychologist.